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Tuesday 27 March 2012

Piss Party Flyer (London, May 11th, 2012)


PisSoir - London's Most Extreme Piss Fetish Party

  !!!!! UPDATE !!!!  

NEXT PISS PARTY!!!
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More info & future party dates on our website here:  

http://www.bizarre-events.com/#!pissoir/c5tz




THE PARTY

PisSoir - London's Most Extreme Bisexual Piss Fetish Party, Fri November 2nd, 9pm-3am.

This adult sex party is for PISS and WATERSPORTS fetishists. You may be 'giving' or 'receiving' (or both). You may be Male or Female, Single or a Couple, TV/TG/TS or Gender-Fluid, Straight, Bi or Gay... Everybody is welcome!

If you are looking for respectful, free-spirited, open-minded, sexually intelligent piss & watersports play-mates then this is the party for you!

LOCATION 

Our venue is at a 'secret' location in London, SE5. Some of you have already been there (we know)...

TICKETS 

Tickets and memberships will be sold on the DOOR ONLY for this event. Membership IS REQUIRED because these are exclusively PRIVATE events. We have tried to make the prices as fair as possible for everyone, no matter whether you are male, female or 'anything' else.

Singles - £50 + Membership £30

Couples - £25 (per person) + Membership - £30 (per person)


TICKETS

Tickets and memberships will be sold on the DOOR ONLY for this event. Membership IS REQUIRED because these are exclusively PRIVATE events. We have tried to make the prices as fair as possible for everyone, no matter whether you are male, female or 'anything' else.

THE VENUE
A secret location in London, SE5. The venue consists of a BDSM themed play area, complete with furniture like Fisting Chair, St Andrew's Cross, Medical Play Hospital Bed, Steel Cage etc, as well as a separate Boudoir Room with a large bed and a large sofa. Lots of space!!! And there is also a Wet Room for all sorts of frolics. Besides of being a play-area the Wet Room also has shower facilities, and of course there will be shower gel and towels available. 

PAN-SEXUAL

All of our adult parties are explicitly Pan-Sexual. Everyone is welcome! That means that literally anyone is genuinely welcome, whether you are straight, bi, gay, male, fermale, transgender, transsexual, a crossdresser or a voyeur.

Single males, single females, couples (MM, MF, FF) are all welcome. Anything goes... The only thing that matters is that you are open-minded, respectful and very, very sexual.



ABOUT US
Hi - We are Nina & Aidan, and besides of being natural 'perverts' and predisposiotioned fetishists we also have many years of first-hand and direct experience in the adult industry working as a PROUDLY independent escort couple specialising in kinky & extreme sex and fetishes: 'London's Hottest Bi-Sexual M/F Escort Couple'

For quite a while now we have grown more and more frustrated with the lack of full-on adult sex parties catering to extreme kinks and fetishes. This sort of party does normally ONLY happen in the gay scene (Aidan's enjoyed many of those but Nina's always left out - and that's simply not good enough). So, that's why we thought of this...

Basically, we are creating the kind European-type of adult sex party we dreamt of as kinky fetishists but were unable to find anywhere. Somewhere to make our fantasies and perversions a reality - in a safe, sane, consensual, clean and sexy environment.

Lots of Love,

A&N xXx

07931 311 685

Saturday 17 March 2012

German Piss Party (MMF) - Part 2

Some of you, who enjoyed our East German Piss Party blog post a few days ago, have been in touch. You have pointed out that the floor I referred to is actually 'mesh flooring'. Thank you for that. While writing, I was actually struggling to find a fitting descriptive for that wonderfully appropriate architectural device.


Others have correctly identified the East Berlin venue of our recent adventure; it is of course the Lab.Oratory (http://www.lab-oratory.de) – and if you ever have the good fortune to find yourself in Berlin, we can hardly recommend a more suitable pass-time than to make your way into this palace of utter shameless deprivation. I have added a photograph of the venue to whet your appetites and inspire your imagination...


As promised, we will now elaborate on the bath tub we mentioned in our last post. Said tub is located about 3 metres away from the main bar. It is perhaps the most unexpected item of furniture in this industrial environment, not least for its white colour. But as you might have guessed, it is not there by accident.


When we arrived at the club we've noticed the bath tub, but we were quite overwhelmed by the kinky possibilities of the entire venue, and the pissoir in particular, that we couldn't wait to get our clothes off and our bodies washed in everyone’s piss in the most obvious place.

By the time we returned to the bar area, duly pissed upon, spunked and spat on, and having had the obligatory (H2O) shower after climaxing so deliciously, we realised that our choice of exact location for our divine degradation, though not inherently wrong, was definitely not necessarily a foregone conclusion at all.

The lucky girl who occupied the bath tub in the middle of the bar area on our return was delightfully soaking in that tub which was by now rather full of men's piss. Naked and in full public view, legs slightly apart (no doubt to ensure liquid penetration).

What struck me first was the blissful expression on her face. An almost Mona Lisa'esque half-smile. There were no restraints holding her by force in that disgusting mix of strangers urethral excrement, spit, cum and beer. She was there willingly, exuberantly bathing. Receiving. Swallowing. Breathing. Fucking herself with piss in that tub.

She was soaking in this liquid as she perhaps would do at home, indulging. The difference of course was the fact that everybody in that bar could (and would) blatantly stare at her, smiling back at her, laughing at her. And some would wink and throw kisses while 3 or 4 cocks around her relieved themselves all over her body, adding to her reservoire.

Just like us, when we were in our public toilet area in the back of the venue, she was not allowed to touch anyone – nobody wanted that terrible stench of piss on their clothes which she would certainly leave behind. But she didn't mind that. This wonderful, beautiful slave-girl was in an exstatic sexual arousal, receiving huge quantities of piss.

The reason for that is of course that her tub was ever so much more conveniently located near the bar. Everyone will have to pass it in order to get in or out of the venue – or to take a piss...

And as there is just enough room for 2, rest assured, the next time when we are in Berlin we will expolre this shamelessly indulgent tub ourselves.

Lots of Love,

Aidan & Nina xXx

07931 311 685

bizarreeventslondon@gmail.com
www.bizarre-events.com

German Piss Party (MMF)

As many of you will know, we LOVE watersports, we have a big piss fetish. Here's a little story about one of our recent adventures for you:

We ended up at this East Berlin venue on a rather cold December evening. The place itself was located in a former East German Electricity Company control building. Quite industrial looking. Once inside it was very warm, hot almost. There was a busy bar where lots of guys were drinking and chatting. Techno music was playing from speakers throughout the venue.

There were also some dark rooms, scaffolding platforms, leather slings and an 'empty' bathtub very near the bar (more about that another time). But most interestingly, the toilet area consisted of a large metal-walled enclosure at the far side of the venue. The flooring was not concrete but rather a very solid, tight steel mash floor through which we could glimpse that right underneath was another room, tiled, dark and very wet.

Inside the toilet area, instead of urinals on the walls there were just a number of people sitting or lying on the steel-mash floor, getting pissed on by whoever needed to relief themselves. There was a constant, busy stream of men coming from the bar – you know what beer does to most people...

Some of the piss-lovers on the floor were dressed in rubber outfits, some in sports or street clothing while others were naked.

Obviously we got our kit off as quickly as possible and sat next to each other on the floor, masturbating one another. The men who came for a piss simply unzipped right in front of us and started showering us from head to toe with their delicious yellow liquid.

The piss we drank when some of the men aimed cleverly straight into our open mouths tasted quite different from guy to guy. Within minutes, and after having had at least 30 or so guys pissing on us, there was a very distinct ammoniac-like smell all over us. Nina smiled and mentioned something about hormones, the mixture of spit and piss with testosterone and cum.

Cum because some of the guys, instead of just pissing on us wanked themselves off in front of us. We were not allowed to touch them – we were filthy, wet and very smelly. They came shooting their loads into our faces and all over our bodies. We were full of wonderful white spunk at times, only for it to be washed away again by the next guy pissing on us.

Some guys only gave us half their bladder and aimed the rest onto the floor in front of us. Now, the floor was a mash and the piss went right through it, down onto the people in the lower tiled room. We haven’t really seen much of the people down there (it was rather dark in that place) but from time to time, whenever they received some piss or other delicious liquids from above, we heard them moaning.

We stayed on that toilet floor for the best part of an hour and had the most mind-blowing time. All of our senses were bombarded with the most tantalising sensations. Nina lay back on the floor, legs apart, holding open her pussy to receive piss into her fuck-hole straight from 3 guys who were standing around us.

We both got up afterwards, I fisted her and she came with a great big squirt, as she often does, much to the delight of the people below! Then she went down onto her knees, opened her mouth, sucked me off very hard and swallowed my cum when I climaxed.

We went straight into the shower area, cleaned and dried off, got dressed (well, kind of dressed at least) and joined the others at the bar for some lovely German beer – not that we were particularly thirsty...

Lots of Love,

Aidan & Nina xXx

07931 311 685

We are hosting dirty, filthy PISS FETISH PARTIES throughout the year! For more information please visit:www.bizarre-events.com

Friday 16 March 2012

We are about to launch the sexiest adult parties in London!

Bizarre Events will be holding monthly kinky parties for consenting adults with some of the naughtiest, most outrageous, sexiest party themes you can imagine but won't find anywhere else in London.

Our London adult parties are perfect for those of you who prefer the more extravagant, sub-culture fetishes and (legal) bizarre sex practices. Our day-time and evening adult parties will make any of your fantasies and kinks a reality in a completely safe, sane, consensual and sexy environment.

Adult party themes include:
  • Gangbang Parties
  • Bukkake (Cum Bath) Parties
  • Watersports Parties
  • Hardsports Parties
  • Bi-Sexual Parties
  • Domination/submission BDSM Parties
  • Medical Play Parties
  • Dogging Parties
  • Food Sploshing Parties
  • ...and more!

All of our adult parties are explicitly Pan-Sexual. That means that ANYONE is genuinely welcome, whether you are straight, bi, gay, male, fermale, transgender, transsexual or a crossdresser. Your age doesn't matter, nor does it matter where you are from or what you look like. The only thing that is important is that you are open-minded, respectful and very sexual.

We are currently in the final stages of organising and promoting our first party. Our Watersports Party will take place in early May 2012 at a truly mind-blowing and luxurious secret location in SE5. If you would like to join our mailing list to be kept up-to-date with our parties please complete this form. Obviously we guarantee that we treat your data with 100% discretion and we will only ever use it for Bizarre Events promotions or for private messages to you.

Hope to see you soon!

Lots of Love,

Nina & Aidan xXx

bizarreeventslondon@gmail.com
www.bizarre-events.com